one time a guy was flirty texting Jessi and she wanted him to stop and idk, I don’t have much experience with this so i was like, “LOL Liek tell him to eat ur shorts it’ll be so funny!!” 

so she does.

and his response is “ha ha, that’s not all i’ll eat ;)”

and idk. he just kind of ruined that phrase for me.

now any time i think of telling anyone to “eat my shorts” i am haunted by the winky face.

Anonymous asked:

whats you college major thing?

aye idk yet. LOL. i’m just at a local community college rn to get my associates in art so i can transfer to a 4 year and do something with art and education/business (idk which yet) 

meep. just semi aimlessly floating rn.

fine. WHATEVER. don’t ASK ME THINGS. BREAK MY HEART A LITTLE MORE. ALL DEEZ NEW FOLLOWERS AND NONE UH YALL CURIOUS BOUT ANYTHING.